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A Tale from the Old West
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink a
beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, "Who
owns the big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched
his gun belt, and said, "I do ... Why?" The cowboy looked at the Lone
Ranger and said, "I just thought you'd like to know that your horse
is about dead outside!" The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and
sure enough Silver was ready to die from heat exhaustion. The Lone
Ranger got the horse water and soon Silver was starting to feel a
little better. The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I
want you to run around Silver and see if you can create enough of a
breeze to make him start to feeling better." Tonto said, "Sure,
Kemosabe" and took off running circles around Silver. Not able to do
anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the bar to finish
his drink. A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and
asks, "Who owns that big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger
stands again, and claims, "I do, what's wrong with him this time?"
The cowboy looks him in the eye and says,
"Nothing, but you left your Injun runnin'."
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