Humor Planet - Part of the Amusive Network

Rate This Joke!





Main Page
Submit a Joke
Feedback
About Us
Advertise Here
Link To Us!
Free Stuff at FreeCenter

Joke A Day!

Get a FREE Joke in your mailbox every day! Just enter your E-mail address below to be subscribed.





Animals
Blondes
Business World
Computers
Geek Humor
Idiots
Insults
Kids
Law
Lists
Medicine
Men & Women
Nationalist
Old People
Relationships
Relatives
Religion
School
SEX!
Sports
True Stories?!
Weather
Misc



Lamer Text!


The Camping Trip   

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal a bottle of wine, and smoke around the campfire, they lay down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.

"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

"Sir," Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."

"And what does that tell you?" pursued Holmes.

Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

Silent for a moment, Holmes replied: "Watson, someone has stolen our tent!"


Back to Joke Listing!

 

  Copyright © 1998-99, by The Amusive Network. All rights reserved. Privacy Policy