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New Mercedes
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A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on an interstate for a
nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what
was left of his hair and he decided to open her up.
As the needle jumped up to 80 mph he suddenly saw a flashing red
and blue light behind him. "There ain't no way they can catch a Mercedes,"
he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90,
100.....
"What in hell am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.
The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and
examined it and the car. "I've had a tough shift and this is my last pull
over. I don't feel like more paperwork so if you can give me an excuse for
your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go!"
"Last week my wife ran off with a cop," the man said, "and I was
afraid you were trying to give her back!"
"Off you go," said the officer.
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