One afternoon, three close friends named Hercules, Sleeping
Beauty and Don Juan, sat by the river contemplating their
Bold and arrogant, Hercules exclaimed that he was surely
the strongest person in the world.
"That may be true", said Sleeping Beauty, "but I am better
because I am obviously the most beautiful person in the
Don Juan laughed at both of them and said that without a
doubt, he must be the greatest person alive simply because
he had been with the most women.
After several hours of argument, they decided to consult a
Guru for the truth.
First, Hercules went into Guru's cave. A few moments later
he came out with a massive grin on his face. The Guru had
said that he was, in fact, the strongest person in the
world. He was very pleased.
Sleeping beauty came out of the cave with a lovely smile:
"It is true! I AM the most beautiful woman in the world!"
Moments later a distraught Don Juan came stomping out of
the cave: "Who the hell is Bill Clinton!!???"