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Take His Place   

Ottinger, the governor's most trusted assistant, died in his sleep one night. The governor had depended on Ottinger for advice on every subject, from pending bills to wardrobe decisions. In addition, Ottinger had been his closest friend.

So it was understandable that the governor didn't take kindly to the droves of ambitious office seekers who wanted Ottinger's job. "They don't even have the decency to wait until the man is buried," the governor muttered.

At the funeral, one eager beaver made his way to the governor's side. "Governor," the man said, "is there a chance that I could take Ottinger's place?"

"Certainly," the governor replied. "But you'd better hurry. I think the undertaker is almost finished."


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