A skinhead and his girlfriend were walking down Main Street when she
spotted a beautiful diamond ring in a jewelry store window. "Wow, I'd sure
love to have that!" she said.
"No problem, baby," the skinhead said, throwing a brick through the
glass and grabbing the ring.
A few blocks later, his girlfriend was admiring a black leather jacket
in another shop window. "What I'd give to own that!" she said.
"Sure thing, darling," the skinhead said, throwing another brick
through the window and snatching the coat.
Finally, they pass a Mercedes car dealership. "Boy, I'd do anything
for one of those!" she said to her boyfriend.
The skinhead moaned. "What, you think I'm made of bricks?!"