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A guy finds a magic lamp on the beach. The genie informs him that he gets three wishes, but whatever he gets his ex-wife gets twice as much. "How about $1,000,000?" he asked. "Your ex-wife now has $2,000,000 in her account as well," said the genie. "I've always wanted a Benz, how about that?" "Your wife now has two of those cars." For the last wish he had to think for a minute, "...could you beat me half to death?"
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