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Mr. Right   

(F = FANTASY, R = REALITY)

F: He'll lavish you with gifts for no particular reaon.
R: You've got him confused with Santa Claus, who's already married, anyway.

F: He'll be tall.
R: He'll say he's five-foot-ten, although you'll tower over him at five-seven.

F: He'll look at no other women.
R: He still thinks Sharon Stone, the swimsuit model in Sports Ill., and the young babysitter down the street all want to meet him.

F: You'll be in his every thought.
R: He'll spend half his life obsessing about a receding hairline; the other half rehashing the latest game on ESPN.

F: He'll be witty.
R: He'll still tell knock-knock jokes.

F: You'll share the same interests.
R: He'll cancel a romantic evening with you for a tractor pull.

F: He always walk beside you, smother you with kisses, and give you unconditional love.
R: Now you've got him confused with the family dog!


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