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5 Balls   

Joseph was very depressed. He ran into his friend Jon. Jon asked him what was wrong.

"I'm just depressed and can't get over the fact that I have three balls."

"Three balls? You're DEPRESSED? Son, we can make a *fortune* with this!" Jon exclaimed.

"How do we do that?"

"We go from bar to bar, and bet everyone that between you and the bartender you've got five balls. It can't miss!"

Joseph brightens up and off they go.

They get to the first bar, make friends with some of the strangers at the bar, then made the annoucement, "I'll bet anyone that between the bartender and my friend Joseph, they've got five balls." Jon announced.

Almost everyone rushed up to place their bets.

Jon turned to the bartender and said, "You don't mind if we use you on this, do you?"

The bartender said, "Not at all. In fact, I'm very impressed."

"Yeah?" Jon asked, "How come?"

"Well, I've never met a man with *4* balls before. I've only got one."


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