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By the Inch   

Three friends decided to visit a prostitute -- a white guy, a black guy, and a Jew. It was a slow night, So she gave the guys a deal. "You can pay by the inch." When the white man comes back out his friends ask, "How much did she charge you?"

"$75 dollars," said the first.

The blackguy goes in and returns with a fee of $95. The first two were proud of their prowess.

The third man goes in and returns, "How much did she charge you?" ask the first two. "20 dollars", replies the Jew. The first two start laughing hysterically.

"Hey guys," replied the third, "I'm not so stupid, I paid on the way out."


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