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Barracks Door
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Mr. Smith got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet and polite.
One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open and, on
leaving the room, she said "Oh, Mr Smith, did you know that your barracks
door is open?"
He did not understand her remark, but later on he happened to look
down and saw that his zipper was open. He decided to have some fun with
his new secretary. Calling her in, he asked "By the way, Miss Jones, when
you saw my barracks door open this morning, did you see a soldier
standing at attention?"
She was quite witty. "Why, no, Mr. Smith" she replied. "All I saw was
a disabled veteran sitting on two old duffel bags."
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