A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to a Chicagoan on an
overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing
their home lives.
"Last night I made love to my wife four times," the Frenchman
bragged, "and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told
me how much she adored me."
"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the Italian
responded, "and this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and told
me she could never love another man."
When the Chicagoan remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, "And
how many times did you make love to your wife last night?"
"Once," he replied.
"Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted. "And what did she say
to you this morning?"