A man is having problems with his penis, which certainly had seen better
times. He consults a doctor who, after a couple of tests, says, "Sorry,
but you've overdone it the last 30 years. Your penis is burned out. You
only have 30 erections left in your penis."
The man walks home, deeply depressed. His wife is waiting for him at the
front door and asks him what the doctor said concerning his problem. He
tells her what the doctor told him.
She says, "Oh no, only 30 times! We shouldn't waste that. We should make a
He replies, "Yes, I already made a list on the way home. Sorry, your name
isn't on it."