A young lady, having just returned from a great week-long vacation in South
America, walked into the local bank and asked about exchanging currency.
The teller said he would try to help her. After she plopped a huge wad of
bills onto the counter, the teller then counted it, made a phone call, and
returned to count out $27.18.
The wide-eyed woman gasped. "You mean to tell me that's all I get for that
mountain of bills?"
"I'm afraid so Miss." replied the teller, "That's the current rate of
exchange according to our foreign exchange section.
"God!" she hissed, "and I gave that cheap S.O.B. breakfast, too!"