The Camping Trip
Two men camping in the mountains had spent four days together, and they
were getting a little testy. One morning, the first friend says, "You know,
we're starting to get on each other's nerves. Why don't we split up today.
I'll hike north and spend the day looking around, you hike south and spend
the day. Then tonight, we'll have dinner and share our experiences over the
The second friend agrees and hikes south. The first man hikes north. That
night over dinner, the first man tells his story. "Today I hiked into a
beautiful valley. I followed a stream up into a canyon and ate lunch. Then
I swam in a crystal clear mountain lake. As I sat out and dried, I watched
deer come and drink from the stream. The wildflowers were filled with
butterflies and hawks floated all day overhead. How was your day?"
The second friend says, "I went south and ran across a set of railroad
tracks. I followed them until I came across a beautiful young woman tied to
the tracks. I cut the ropes off, gently lifted her off the tracks, and we
had sex in every imaginable way all afternoon. Finally, when I was so tired
I could barely move, I came back to camp."
"Wow!!" the first guy exclaimed, "Your day was MUCH better than mine. Did
you get a blow job, too?"
"Nah," says the second friend over his meal, "I couldn't find her head."