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Respiration   

While leading a party of girl scouts through the woods in silent Indian fashion, the troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple was engaged in "69".

"Back ladies, back!" cried the leader, "There's a very dangerous beast out there!" But it was too late, several of her charges had more-or-less seen all.

They asked their leader what was happening.

"Well, if you... er... must know, they were practicing a brand new form of artificial respiration."

"WOW!" exclaimed the oldest of the group. "I know which merit badge I'm gonna try for next."


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