Humor Planet - Part of the Amusive Network

Rate This Joke!





Main Page
Submit a Joke
Feedback
About Us
Advertise Here
Link To Us!
Free Stuff at FreeCenter

Joke A Day!

Get a FREE Joke in your mailbox every day! Just enter your E-mail address below to be subscribed.





Animals
Blondes
Business World
Computers
Geek Humor
Idiots
Insults
Kids
Law
Lists
Medicine
Men & Women
Nationalist
Old People
Relationships
Relatives
Religion
School
SEX!
Sports
True Stories?!
Weather
Misc



Lamer Text!


Night Court Interviews   

It was the usual scene in the City's Night Court, the Police had rounded up the usual collection of street walkers and brought them before the Judge. Three hookers stood before him, all arrested on the same corner. He asked the first lady what she had to say for herself.

The woman was irrate, "I don't know what all this is about, your Honor. I'm a college student doing research for a term paper."

The Judge sighed and said, "Well, Miss, I would have thought you'd done enough 'research' by now. My computer says you have two prior convictions. Thirty days and $250 fine." He then turned to the second lady and requested that she testify.

The woman began crying softly and said, "Judge, I am just a housewife out getting a pack of cigarettes for my husband. I have no idea why I was arrested."

This time, the Judge shook his head and said, "Well, young lady, the officer tells me that he saw you hand a stack of bills along with the cigarettes to your 'husband' in his new Cadillac. Thirty days and $250 fine." He turned to the last of the trio and asked her occupation.

The woman said simply, "I'm a hooker."

Refreshed at her honesty, the Judge laughed and said, "How's business?"

She sneered and replied, "Terrible Judge, with all these students and housewives around, competition is really tough!"


Back to Joke Listing!

 

  Copyright © 1998-99, by The Amusive Network. All rights reserved. Privacy Policy