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Only $10   

Jon, a somewhat simple minded young fellow, decided to let himself be pampered and went into a brothel. Explaining his desire to the madam, she answered him, "Sure we can pamper you enough, but how much is dependent upon how much money you have with you."

Looking into his wallet Jon stated, "Well, all I have is $10."

Laughing, the madam exclaimed, "For ten dollars you can go outside around back and play with yourself."

Looking a bit depressed, and obviously let down from expecting more, Jon went outside. After a few minutes, he returned.

A bit irritated, the madam of the house asked him, "What are you doing back here?"

Jon said, "I'm finished and would like to pay."


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