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The Bee Keeper   

A man and a woman are standing side by side waiting for a bus when they start talking.

"Say," said the woman. "Do you have a hobby?"

"Yeah, I'm a bee keeper."

"Well, you must live in the country then."

"Nope, right here in the city."

"Really? You must have a large house then."

"Nope, apartment."

"Geez, where do you keep them?"

"In a shoe box in my closet."

"A shoe box? How many bees do you have?"

"Couple thousand, something like that."

"Well, you can't keep a couple thousand bees in a shoe box! They'll die!"

"Screw 'em, I hate bees."


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