Make Him Drink
There were these two not so bright guys who had to get across the desert.
Since they didn't have enough money for a car they decided to buy a camel.
The camel dealer promised them that the camel would get them across the
desert if they made sure he was full of water before they left. They took
the camel down to the water hole, but the camel would not drink. So
finally the first guy says: "I have a idea, why don't I hold his head down
in the water and you suck on his butt. That way the water will be drawn up
into him like a straw." The second guy thought about this for a while and
After a while the first guy asks "Well is it working?"
The second guy replied "I think it is going to work, but you have to pick
his head up just a little because I'm just getting mud."