Humor Planet - Part of the Amusive Network

Rate This Joke!





Main Page
Submit a Joke
Feedback
About Us
Advertise Here
Link To Us!
Free Stuff at FreeCenter

Joke A Day!

Get a FREE Joke in your mailbox every day! Just enter your E-mail address below to be subscribed.





Animals
Blondes
Business World
Computers
Geek Humor
Idiots
Insults
Kids
Law
Lists
Medicine
Men & Women
Nationalist
Old People
Relationships
Relatives
Religion
School
SEX!
Sports
True Stories?!
Weather
Misc



Lamer Text!


Lion Tamer   

A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two young people show up. One is a good looking lad in his mid-twenties and the other is a gorgeous blonde about the same age.

The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you guys better be good or you're history. Here's your equipment; chair, whip and a gun. Who wants to try out first?"

The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her. About half way there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body.

The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her ankles. He continues to lick her calves, kisses them and rests his head at her feet.

The circus owner's mouth is on the floor. He says, "I've never seen a display like that in my life." He then turns to the young man and asks, "Can you top that?"

The young man replies. "No problem, just get that lion out of the way.


Back to Joke Listing!

 

  Copyright © 1998-99, by The Amusive Network. All rights reserved. Privacy Policy