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Line Painting   

There is a blonde that is trying to find a job and she went into a job service and asked if she could get a job. They said that they had a job opening for painting rural roads lines. The next day she got a call and the guy asked if she could start the job today. She Went to work and when she got there the boss was telling her that you need to paint at least 2 miles a day at an avr. So She went out and started painting lines on the road. When she finished for the day she went back to the guy to see how well she done. The guy said good you painted 4 miles. The next day she came to work and started painting and finished the day and went to see how good she done. The guy said your ok but you only painted 2 miles today do better tomorrow. The next day she came to work and she finished the day and she went to talk to the guy and he asked her why she only painted 1 mile today. She said "Well everyday I keep getting farther and farther away from the bucket"


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