Sally decides to do something wild that she hasn't done before, so she sets
out to rent her first X-rated adult video.
She goes to the video store and, after looking around for a while, selects
a title that sounds very stimulating.
She drives home, lights some candles, slips into something comfortable, and
puts the tape in the VCR. To her disappointment, there's nothing but static
on the screen, so she calls the video store to complain.
Sally said, "I just rented an adult movie from you and there's nothing on
the tape but static."
The store clerk replied, "Sorry about that. We've had problems with some of
those tapes. Which title did you rent?"
Sally answers, "It's called 'Head Cleaner'."