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The Mirror   

There is a mirror in a store in New York City. This mirror gives one wish to a person that tells the truth, and eats you if you tell a lie.

First up is a redhead. She goes to the mirror and says, "I think I am losing weight."

*POOF* the mirror swallows her up.

Second up is a brunnette. She goes to the mirror and says, "I am the most beautiful woman alive!"

*POOF* the mirror swallows her up.

Finally, a blonde goes to the mirror and says "I think ..."

*POOF!*


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