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Gotham City   

I have a "true" blond story for you. This really did happen... I went to dinner with my husband, a male friend of ours, Jim, and his new girlfriend, Dorthory.

While eating dinner we got on the subject of vacations. "Bimbette" (I really called her this for the rest of the time they were together and right to her face). Anyway, Bimbette said that she wanted to go to Gotham City for her next vacation.

I tried to explain to her that it was not a real place. She laughed and said "it is too, it's where Batman lives".

I then laughed and looked over at Jim who smiled and told me she was serious. I then tried to explain that, "he does not exist, why do you think there have been three of them: Clooney, Kilmer and Keaton?"

She looked me straight in the eye and said "that is because he doesn't want anyone to know who he really is."


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