The First Profession
A doctor, an engineer, a rabbi and a lawyer were debating who
was the world's first professional.
The Doctor said "It must have been a doctor. Who else could have
helped with the world's first surgery of taking a rib from Adam
to create Eve, the first woman?
"No," said the rabbi. "It must have been a rabbi, since the L-rd
needed someone to help preach his message to Adam and the world.
"Wait," said the engineer. "The world was created in 6 days from
nothing. Do you know what a master engineering feat that must have
been to create the whole world into an orgnanized civilized place
from utter chaos?"
"Yes, but who created the chaos?" asked the lawyer...