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The First Profession   

A doctor, an engineer, a rabbi and a lawyer were debating who was the world's first professional.

The Doctor said "It must have been a doctor. Who else could have helped with the world's first surgery of taking a rib from Adam to create Eve, the first woman?

"No," said the rabbi. "It must have been a rabbi, since the L-rd needed someone to help preach his message to Adam and the world.

"Wait," said the engineer. "The world was created in 6 days from nothing. Do you know what a master engineering feat that must have been to create the whole world into an orgnanized civilized place from utter chaos?"

"Yes, but who created the chaos?" asked the lawyer...


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