Harold's Car Pool
It's Harold's first day in the car pool. They honk the horn in front of his
house and he comes running out. He gets about halfway down the walk when he
hears a grunt and the sound of his wife's foot tapping on the porch. He
turns around and there she is, scowling at him. He runs back to the steps,
spreads her bathrobe, bends over, kisses her on the privates, runs back
down the walk and hops in the car.
They ride in silence for a few minutes, until Burnett, the driver, can't
stand it. Burnett asks, "Harold, it's none of my business, but why'd you
kiss her down there?"
Harold says, "You wouldn't believe her breath in the morning."