Major Condom Company
A saleswoman from a major condom company was required to
travel cross-country to meet a perspective buyer. Her boss
asked her to take about 100 condoms of various types with her.
As she was running late for her flight, she simply stuffed
them all into her briefcase. The cab ride to the airport
was delayed by traffic and she had just enough time to throw
her ticket at the counter and run onto the plane. As she
jumped into the airplane, she dropped her briefcase and all
the condoms flew out all over the floor in front of all the
passengers and crew. They all stared amazed at the display
and then looked to the woman who said sheepishly, "I'm meeting
a new client."