Anything with Sandwiches is Funny
"George is so forgetful," the sales manager complained to his
secretary. "It's a wonder he can sell anything. I asked him to
pick me up some sandwiches on his way back from lunch, and I'm
not sure he'll even remember to come back."
Just then the door flew open, and in bounced George. "You'll
never guess what happened!" he shouted. "While I was at lunch, I
met Old Man Brown, who hasn't bought anything from us for five
years. Well, we got to talking and he gave me this half-million
"See," sighed the sales manager to his secretary. "I told you
he'd forget the sandwiches."