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Trojan Horse Virus   

Subject: DO NOT OPEN THE GIFT HORSE

Hey Hector, This was forwarded to me by Cassandra--it looks legit. Please distribute to Priam, Hecuba, and your 99 siblings.

Thanks,

Laocoon

>WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!

>IF YOU RECEIVE A GIFT IN THE SHAPE OF A LARGE WOODEN HORSE

>

>DO NOT DOWNLOAD IT!!!! It is EXTREMELY DESTRUCTIVE

>and will overwrite your ENTIRE CITY!

>

>The "gift" is disguised as a large wooden horse about two stories

>tall. It tends to show up outside the city gates and appears to be

>abandoned. DO NOT let it through the gates! It contains hardware

>that is incompatible with Trojan programming, including a crowd of

>heavily armed Greek warriors that will destroy your army, sack your

>town, and kill your women and children. If you have already received

>such a gift, DO NOT OPEN IT! Take it back out of the city unopened

>and set fire to it by the beach.

>

>FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW!

>

>Poseidon

----------------

FROM:

TO:

RE: Greeks bearing gifts

Laocoon,

I hate to break to you, but this is one of the oldest hoaxes there is. I've seen variants on this warning come through on other listservs, one involving some kind of fruit that was supposed to kill the people who ate it, and one having to do with something called the "Midas Touch." Here are a few tipoffs that this is a hoax:

1) This "Forward this message to everyone you know" crap. If it were really meant as a warning about the Greek army, why tell anyone to post it to the Phonecians, Sumerians, and Cretans?

2) Use of exclamation points. Always a giveaway.

3) It's signed "from Poseidon." Granted he's had his problems with Odysseus but he's one of their guys, isn't he? Besides, the lack of a real header with a detailed address makes me suspicious.

4) Technically speaking, there is no way for a horse to overwrite your entire city. A horse is just an animal, after all.

Next time you get a message like this, just delete it. I appreciate your concern, but once you've been around the block a couple times you'll realize how annoying this kind of stuff is.

No rest for the weary,

Hector


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