Bad Star Wars Joke
Christmas time, and Luke and Darth Vader are approaching the Emperor's
throne room. Darth Vader, trying to break the ice between his estranged
son, struggles for something to say. "Luke, I know what you got for
Luke looks up. "Excuse me?"
"I know what you got for Christmas, my son."
Luke frowns. "You left me with Uncle Owen and Aunt Baru! You were never
there for Christmas! How can you possibly know what I received for
Darth Vader slowly turns towards Luke. "I have felt your presence."