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Soldier vs. General   

A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear. No car was to enter unless it had a special sticker on the windshield. A big Army car came up with a general seated in the back. The sentry said, "Halt, who goes there?"

The chauffeur, a corporal, says, "General Wheeler."

"Iím sorry, I canít let you through. Youíve got to have a sticker on the windshield."

The general said, "Drive on!"

The sentry said, "Hold it! You really canít come through. I have orders to shoot if you try driving in without a sticker."

The general repeated, "Iím telling you, son, drive on!"

The sentry walked up to the rear window and said, "General, Iím new at this. Do I shoot you or the the driver?"


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