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Stripes   

A man walked up to a street worker and asked if he had any job openings. "Sure," the man said, "you can paint the stripes down the middle of the road." The man agreed and began work immediately. After the first day the man had painted 5 miles of sripes. The next day he painted 2 miles. On the third day he only painted half of a mile. After seeing this the man's boss asked him what was wrong, he had painted so fast the first couple of days. The man replied "I know, but the bucket keeps getting farther away."


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