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Idiodic Idiots #1   

Juan writes about the best part of the movie "A Bug's LIfe". At the end of the movie are "outtakes" (you know -- the "mistakes" during filming). Well, of course since the movie was all done by computer, there *are* no real outtakes. "I took my date to see it and when they played the outtakes, she asked, 'Did those bugs *really* forget their lines?'"

MBS said she and her husband were talking to the lady who wanted to open her own nightclub for teenagers. She said, "Teenagers can't get into the adult clubs because, you know, most teenagers are under 21."

Trevor told about the kid in class who looked confused when the subject got around to Saddam Hussein. The teacher asked if the kid knew who Hussein was. "Yeah, he's that guy from Star Wars." When the class cracked up the kid corrected himself. "Oh, that's right -- Star *Trek*".


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