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Flagman and Switch Operator   

This guy was applying for a job as a flagman / switch operator on the railroad. The engineer was conducting the interview.

"What would you do if the Northern Express was heading north on Track 1 and the Southern Central was heading south on Track 1?"

The guy thought. "Well, I'd call my brother."

The engineer just sat there for a second. "*Why* would you call your brother???"

"He's never seen a train wreck before."


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