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Cookies on an Empty Stomache   

"Tell me something," asked Jon "how many cookies can you eat on an empty stomach, Amanpreet?"

Amanpreet scratched his lizard pecker head and said, "Well, five, I think."

"Wrong," said Jon. "You can only eat just one. After that, your stomach isn't empty any more! Gotcha!"

Amanpreet was impressed so he decided to pull the joke on his wife, Judi, when he got home.

"Hey, Honey, how many cookies can you eat on an empty stomach?"

Judi thought for a minute or two (it takes awhile to get those two brain cells to fire together) and said, "Two."

Amanpreet was dejected. "Ah, hon, if you'd said *FIVE* I had a GREAT joke for you!"


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