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Can't Find It   

Little Amanpreet was excited about his first day at school. So excited in fact, that only a few minutes after class started, he realized that he desperately needed to go to the bathroom. So Amanpreet raised his hand politely to ask if he could be excused. Of course the teacher said yes, but asked him to be quick.

Five minutes later Amanpreet returned, looking more desperate and embarrassed. "I can't find it", he admitted.

The teacher sat Amanpreet down and drew him a little diagram to where he should go and asked him if he will be able to find it now. Amanpreet looked at the diagram, said "yes" and goes on his way.

Five minutes later he returned to the class room and says to the teacher "I can't find it".

Frustrated, the teacher asked Jon, a boy who has been at the school for awhile, to help him find the bathroom.

So Jon and Amanpreet go together and five minutes later they both return and sit down at their seats. The teacher asks Jon, "Well, did you find it?"

Jon is quick with his reply: "Oh sure, he just had his boxer shorts on backwards"


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