Four by Twos
A couple of idiots drove their pickup truck drove into a lumberyard.
One saunters into the office and said, "Howdy. We need us some of
The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"
The bubba says, "Maybe right. Hold on. I'll go check," and headed
out went back to the truck. A minute or so later he ambles back in
and says, "Yep. That's it, I meant two-by-fours."
"Fine... How long do you need them?"
The bubba paused for a minute, scrached his beard, then said, "
Well now I'd better go check."
After awhile, he returned to the office and said, "A long time.
Ya see, we're gonna build us a house."