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Words of Wisdom   

- Never trust a dog to watch your food.
-- Patrick age 10

- When you want something expensive ask your grandparents.
-- Matthew age 12

- Never smart off to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitching.
--Andrew age 4

- Wear a hat when feeding seagulls.
-- Rocky age 4

- Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning.
-- Stephanie age 8

- Never try to hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
--Rosemary age 7

- Don't flush the john when your Dad's in the shower.
--Lamar age 10

- Never ask for anything that costs more than five dollars when Mom and Dad are doing taxes.
-- Carroll age 4

- Never bug a pregnant Mom.
-- Nickolas age 11

- Don't ever be too full for dessert.
-- Kelly age 10

- When your Dad is mad and asks you ," Do I look stupid?" don't answer.
-- Heather age 16

-Never tell you Mom her diet is not working.
-- Michael age 14

- Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.
-- Joel age 12

- When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your Mom when she's on the phone.
-- Alicia age 13

- Never try to baptize a cat.
-- Laura age 13

- Never spit on a roller coaster.
-- Scott age 11

- Never do pranks at a police station.
-- Sam age 10

- Beware of cafeteria food when it looks like its moving.
-- Robert age 10

- Never tell your little brother that your not going to do what your Mom told you to do.
-- Hank age 12

- Remember, your never too old to hold your fathers hand.
--Molly age 11

- Listen to your brain. It has lots of information.
-- Chelsea age 7

- Stay away from prunes.
-- Randy age 4

- Never dare your little brother to paint the family car.
-- Philip age 13

- Remember two places you are always welcome - church and grandma's house.
-- Joanne age 11

- Forget the cake, go for the icing.
--Cynthia age 8

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