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Kids Should Be In School   

A middle aged woman stood watching a little boy standing on the curb, smoking a cigarette and drinking from a bottle of scotch. Finally, unable to bear it any longer, she stalked up to the lad and demanded, "why aren't you in school at this time of day?"

"Hell lady, " said the boy, gumping from the bottle, "I'm only four years old."


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