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Little Susan was motherís helper. She helped set the table when company was due for dinner. Presently everything was on, the guest came in, and everyone sat down. Then Mother noticed something was missing.

"Susan," she said, "You didnít put a knife and fork at Mr. Smithís place."

"I thought he wouldnít need them," explained Susan. "Daddy says he always eats like a horse!"


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