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Chess Defense   

My nephew and I were playing a game of chess tonight. In desperation he mockingly tried to cheat. In a poor imitation of an Italian gangster I said, "You want I should beat you up?" He replied in turn, "I'll kill you first."

"Ah," I replied. "The Sicilian Defense."


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