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$10,000 Payoff   

Seems this Russian wine exporter was trying to get his product past a bureaucrat who insisted on a payoff. The bureaucrat quoted a figure of $10,000 to let the shipment past his checkpoint. The exporter replied that the price seemed a little high -- as for only $2000 he could have the bureacrat killed. The wine made it thru just fine.


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