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Things not to say at Thanksgiving   

  1. "Whew, that's one terrific spread!"
  2. "I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."
  3. "Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."
  4. "Talk about a huge breast!"
  5. "It's Cool Whip time!"
  6. "If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"
  7. "Are you ready for seconds yet?"
  8. "Are you going to come again next time?"
  9. "It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"
  10. "Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"
  11. "Don't play with your meat."
  12. "Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."
  13. "Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"
  14. "I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"
  15. "You still have a little bit on your chin."
  16. "Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."
  17. "How long will it take after you stick it in?"
  18. "You'll know it's ready when it pops up."
  19. "Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"
  20. "How many are coming?"
  21. "That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"
  22. "Just lay back & take it easy...I'll do the rest."
  23. "How long do I beat it before it's ready?"



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