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What Not To Say To A Cop   

  1. Hey Buddy...Ya Need A Cold One?
  2. Ain't You That Guy From The Village People?
  3. Have I Been Drinking? You're The Detective...You Tell Me!
  4. Do I Know Why You Stopped Me? Well, From The Looks Of You...I'd Say You're Shakin' People Down For Donut Money!
  5. Hey-Didn't I See You Get Your Butt Kicked On "Cops?"
  6. Race Ya To The Station?
  7. If I Get In The Car, Can I Work The Siren?
  8. You'll Never Get Those Cuffs On Me, You Weenie!
  9. Bet I Can Get That Gun Outta Your Holster Before You Can Stop Me...
  10. Hey...Just Write The Dang Ticket-The Liquor Store Closes In 20 Minutes!



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