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Words of Wisdom   

  1. Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned.
  2. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
  3. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
  4. Borrow money from pessimists- they don't expect it back
  5. How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my right hand.
  6. Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.
  7. I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
  8. Everybody repeat after me: "We are all individuals"
  9. Don't sweat petty things... or pet sweaty things.
  10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
  11. Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
  12. Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines.
  13. No one is listening until you make a mistake.
  14. Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
  15. The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
  16. The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.
  17. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
  18. If at first your don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
  19. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
  20. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.



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