Grandparents and Sex
- Pair of edible Depends found on bedroom floor.
- Lately, at night, they put their teeth in the same glass.
- Grandpa grabs his crotch and complains loudly of denture-burn."
- Granny found cuffed to her walker.
- Not only do you hear the bed squeaking, but also joints.
- Grandma regularly looks at Grandpa's crotch and claps twice.
- Your "Grandma" is Anna Nicole Smith.
- You've just seen the photos in the "Beaver Hunt" section of the May issue of Hustler.
- Grandmother starts baking Viagra-chip cookies.
- Kraft-matic adjustable bed set for "doggy style."