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Feeling Old?   

  1. The people in college across the nation were born in the '80s.
  2. The Iranian hostage crisis occurred before they were conceived.
  3. They have no memory of a time before M-TV.
  4. "New Wave" is their PARENTS' musical generation; the Beatles are their GRANDPARENTS'.
  5. Cyndi Lauper, Boy George, the Pretenders, the Kinks, the Sex Pistols are all old musicians they _may_ have heard of.
  6. They have no meaningful recollection of the Reagan era.
  7. They were prepubescent when the Persian Gulf War was waged.
  8. Black Monday 1987 is as significant to them as the Great Depression.
  9. Their world has always included AIDS.
  10. Having not endured the Disco Scare, they can romanticize the 1970s.
  11. They see "Family Ties" as something middle aged ladies watch.
  12. They watched "Star Wars" years ago, when they were kids -- on video.
  13. Atari predates them, as do vinyl albums and cassette audiotapes; they may have heard of an 8-track, but probably never actually seen (or heard) one.
  14. From their earliest years, a camera was something you used once and threw away.
  15. As far as they know, stamps have always cost about 32 cents.
  16. The oil crisis is history of which they probably know nothing -- and why anyone WOULDN'T buy a Suburban is beyond them.
  17. Most of them have probably never seen a real nun, even if they went to Catholic schools.



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