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Women's Quotes   

  1. "When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country."
    -- Elayne Boosler
  2. "Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid."
    --- Hedy Lamarr
  3. "Behind every successful man is a surprised woman."
    --- Maryon Pearson
  4. "I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night."
    --- Marie Corelli
  5. "I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch."
    --- Gilda Radner
  6. "Our struggle today is not to have a female Einstein get appointed as an assistant professor. It is for a woman schlemiel to get as quickly promoted as a male schlemiel."
    --- Bella Abzug
  7. "Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then."
    --- Katharine Hepburn
  8. "In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman."
    --- Margaret Thatcher
  9. "Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths."
    --- Baroness Edith Summerskill
  10. "If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?"
    --- Linda Ellerbee
  11. "I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house."
    --- Zsa Zsa Gabor



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