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Useless Facts   

  1. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
  2. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create an atomic bomb.
  3. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
  4. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
  5. Humans and Dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
  6. Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
  7. The flea can jump 350 times its body length, that is like a human jumping the length of a football field.
  8. A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.
  9. Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
  10. A cat's urine glows under a black light.



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